Comic Mike Armstrong has said more than once that he never writes down jokes. But you might want to make a note to get tickets for Armstrong’s customary two shows at 7 and 9:30 p.m.on New Year’s Eve at YES Cinema, Fourth and Jackson streets in downtown Columbus. Because the popular performer with the PG-13 shows has sold out each of the past few years. Tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door, available at 812-379-1630. Information: yescinema.org.