Orchids & Onions (November 27, 2012)

• Updated: November 27, 2012 at 11:48 am

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• Orchids to

• the house on Westenedge Drive for the lovely blue Christmas lights.

• Onions to

• any privately owned business that thinks they can hold the taxpayers of Columbus hostage.

• the restaurant that provides a winter outside dining experience to it's indoor patrons by not having a workable entrance/exit strategy for cold weather.

• the bank who put a two-week hold on my check, keeping me from doing Christmas shopping.

• the offensive quote about smaller farmers.

• whoever stole the glass door knocker at the garage sale last week.

• whoever is going around cutting cords for Christmas decorations in half.

• The Republic for not running my Onion.

• rural postal delivery carriers who cram packages in mailboxes, damaging them, instead of leaving them on the front porch.