Ever wonder what would happen if someone put lyrics to such classical composers as Beethoven and Mozart? Wonder no more. “Beethoven’s Wig” is your whimsical, wonderful answer. And the classical musical of sorts is coming to town as part of the Columbus Area Arts Council’s free presentation of Old National Bank’s First Fridays For Families series March 2 at The Commons, 300 Washington St. in downtown Columbus. It’s aimed to educate youngsters about classical music, but parents and others have been known to chuckle and sing along to Richard Perlmutter’s humorous words. Information: 812-376-2539 or artsincolumbus.org.