Around Town – September 1

• Thought for the Day

• “There is little that can withstand a man who can conquer himself.”

• — King Louis XIV

• 1638-1715

Orchids to …

• Damon Hunter Jr. for a great junior varsity game Saturday and for winning, from Granny.

• White River Dental and its dentists and staff who gave their time Saturday to help those in need of dental care.

• Nineveh Township Volunteer Fire Department for helping find the new phone number and information about Steve’s Trash Service, from a Taylorsville resident.

• John and Bonita Hall for the yummy tomatoes, from the Grables.

• Patty Hundley for all your help with groceries and errands during Marty’s surgery, from Tina Mickel.

• Dwayne at Papa’s Grill at West Hill for being an awesome waiter, from a grateful patron.

• my family, friends and all who made my 80th birthday so awesome, from Colleen Rich.

• Brenda England for sharing a fabulous Best Shot picture of cutie-pie Thelma.

• Sande for finding my wallet and returning it to the police department, from Jim.

• the nice lady who paid $20 on my purchase at Marsh on Aug. 29.

• Goeller Court fire station guys for adjusting the child car-seat restraints.

Onions to …

• the newspaper for pushing new taxes on already over-taxed people.

• the high school band blocking the view of spectators in the final minutes of the game.

• the dentist office that does not have someone to answer the phone.

• the unfriendly people who had a garage sale Saturday with overpriced items.

• people who complain about the workers who are repaving the streets of Columbus.

• those who feel the need to use any excuse to get their name in the newspaper three times in one day.

• my husband who is too lazy to recycle.

• the sportswriter who is trying to make North football players feel better about their loss; there is another school in this town.

• whoever writes the copy for the freshman football players; they need to mention more players than just the ones who score touchdowns.

• newspaper carriers who roll the paper so tight you can’t unroll it to read.

• the private school that allows teachers and staff to park in handicap parking when none of them have a handicap placard or plate.

• the manager who spends too much time talking and interrupting and not enough time listening.

• our neighbor who spends more time dealing with his hot-air balloon than he does on his yard, especially when delivery drivers ask if the house is abandoned.

• using the buzzwords “quality of life” to sell any kind of snake oil imaginable.

• second-string players who grabbed up all the rivalry winner hats while the starters were busy winning the game, resulting in starters not getting one.

• running three orchids in the same day from someone who already submits them several times a week.

• The Republic for the inconvenience to customers on their new Saturday delivery time.

• city government for failing to have a successful mechanism for replacing Bistro 310 restaurant.

• those who move away and abandon their defenseless pets to fend for themselves.

• the sportswriter who thinks there is only one Columbus high school.

• school boards for allowing lousy leadership to single-handedly ruin local public schools.

• the thieves who stole the solar lights from the yard of a widow in Seymour who works hard to have a nice lawn.

• those who thrive on domestic violence and drama.

Happy Birthday to …

• Kane Smith on No. 17, from Mama and Papaw Simmons.

• Marla Bailey.

• Eli Davis, from Pat and Mike.

• Betty Dodd, from Rosa and Brenda.

• Judy, from Connie, Mark, Allison, Matthew, Jordan, Molly and family.

• Jack Allman on No. 80, from everyone in the Allman and Maschino families.

• Donna Wells, from Cheryl.

• Helen Carter, from your family, the Hanners and Donna.

• Jorge Morales, from Melinda and Donna.

• Danielle Drysdale, from Grandma Rachel.

• Dani Drysdale, from Greg, Xavier and all your family.

• Abby Smith, from your family and Donna.

• Ken Wilson, from your family and Donna.

• Edith Martin, from your family, Sheryl, Linda and Donna.

• Terry Pettit, from Alan, Missy, the girls and Sandy.

• Peggy Johnson.

• Connie Roberts, from Pastor Marvin Brown and Trinity Baptist Church.

• Chase Harker, from friends at the Moravian Church.

• Andy Long.

• Gordon Thayer.

• Shane Ellison.

• Stephanie Glick Lee.

• Lindsey Wilson.

• Conner Holcomb.

Happy Anniversary to …

• James and Theresa Risley from Pastor Lewis and The Who So Ever Will Community Church.

• Ruth and Vince Johnson, from Sophia, Miranda, Alf and Duncan.