From: Kenneth Landreth
Columbus
The other night I had a dream that I went fishing. I drove my car down by the river, and when I got down to the river bank I sat down and told God he had better fill my fish stringer with big fish.
I guess he did; I had a stringer full of fine fish. Then someone said, “Are they biting today?” I looked up and there stood the game warden. He asked to see my license. I told him I did not have a license.
The he said, “That’s too bad. You have a nice stringer full of fish. Now, you must release them.” And then he gave me a piece of paper; it’s was a ticket with a fine of $75.
After he left, my girlfriend called. I had missed our date. Boy, was she mad. She went on and on. I got mad and threw my cellphone in the river, picked up my stuff and headed for the car.
When I got to the car, it had a flat tire. OK, I wil just put the spare on. Guess what? The spare is also flat. I looked for my phone, but I had no phone. So, I started walking home. No one stopped to help me, and after five hours I was home — tired, mad and no fish.
I went to bed and fell asleep. Then the house phone woke me up. Ring! Ring! Ring! I jumped up out of bed and picked up the phone and said, “What do you want?” Then the voice at the other end said, “Hello, this is God. How did your day go?” Then I woke up.
